John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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