knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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