Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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...............................................................hi

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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