Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

u jelly?

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

men, men like men= men+bed

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What's the deal with brown?

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Pull my finger ouch..

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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