Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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