- Anti Joke

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot