- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

why did the computer crash? it didn't

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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