- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

You and your parents are going to die today

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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