An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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