What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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