- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

I pooped.

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