- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

This is not a joke

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Wanna know something funny? Your face

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