What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Wats rong with yo leg.....

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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