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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I