Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Samraj.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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