row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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whats long and green? weed

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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