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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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