- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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