- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

._____________________. Whale!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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