What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Anti Joke

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