what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Queens Park rangers

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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This is not a joke or is it

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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My life :(

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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