Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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^that joke's not funny

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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