What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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