Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Apple.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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