Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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