What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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