- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks? things that suck

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

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