Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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The Olympics

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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