Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Justin Bieber

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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