knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Sonic

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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You copy and paster!

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Mexicans are like waffles

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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