roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Why is your face? Because.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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