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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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