Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Society.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Anti Joke

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