How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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