Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Paige

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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