Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Penis.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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