What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Fags are gay.

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The Bible

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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