What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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*insert joke here*

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How did th-A fridge.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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