What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Mitt Romney penis

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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