a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Weiner

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Obamacare haters

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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