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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock knock --Come in.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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