How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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