- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Keep up the fun Nero!

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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