Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Woman's Rights

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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obama

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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