- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Six million.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

the asian kid gets an F

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

fart+fart=poop

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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