why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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