What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Wombat monkey juice.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

19th amendment

Its true, he didnt write that!!

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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