Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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I like hats XD!

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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whats brown? poop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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