- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Joay impistato is a fig

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

You just won the game...

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Joay impistato is a fig

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

You just won the game...

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

soccor

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.