Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Male penises.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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penis

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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