How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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