The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What is White over Black? Society.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

the cast of the jersey shore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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